I'm sure you've all heard about the new Survivor series and how there splitting people up by race now ***D I S C L A M E R*** the following post is insulting to pretty much everyone, if you don't feel like being insulted as a race, please do not read this post, thank you. Heres my two cents. African American - will not win because they cannot swim. (to anyone who has ever watched survivor this is already known.) Mexican - will not win because they are obsessed with getting onto other peoples islands the whole show. Asian - are far to short to win any sort of challenges.(however they are very obsessive so they may get pretty far on that alone.) Arab - will end up looking at it as a war and be disqualified, and there towels will probly get in the way during challenges. American Indian - once they get firewater its over, and there also susceptible to all kinds of plague's. Caucasian - will exhaust the supplies on there island in a matter of minutes due to there rampant consumerism. so. . . that leaves Jeff, who doesn't count, and we all know he's far cooler then anyone else on the show anyway, so lets just give him the money. Jeff, America has spoken. -Ev. | 
